perfection. headcanon accepted.
OH MY GOD
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
no no no no no noaasdfgahkffjk
im literally crying
That would be amazing, yet horribly horrifying.
I
LOVE
IT
(Source: thejediramblings)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Animal crossing is the closest I’ve gotten to living alone.
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Recall All Republicans: “Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a...
I imagine I’m like most people and have seen baby sonograms dozens and dozens of times before on television, in magazines or in movies… but, raise your hand if you’ve never, ever seen a baby’s sonogram and it made you think about anything sexual, let alone…
I’ve know many people who babysit infants and time and time again when their diapers are being changed and babies, being curious reach down, the first thing any of the babysitters did was smack away the little hand and scold the baby. Why would he use something like masturbation as a human being identifier if people like him would then turn around and make those same children and then adults ashamed of that action?
Lady gaga “speaks out” against bullying
Macklemore “speaks out” against homophobia
Kanye “goes on a rant” about racism.
Kanye “goes on a rant” about George Bush.
Coded language don’t really be coded tho.
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One of my fave lines
(via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
Holy fuck
You can spot a rapist by telling them about this and gauging their reaction.
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The Deconversion Movement: Allow Me to Teach Logic!
Hopefully these posts will be more frequent. Currently, I’m taking two courses over the Summer; they’re accelerated, so I have to put a lot of emphasis on these classes—especially since one is the toughest course in the department. In any case, in order to teach myself and anyone who’s interested,…
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
(Source: youaretheasstomycannibalism)
01 x 02 // 01 x 12
I don’t know what this scene is about but “god felt powerful” is an awesome answer. Gotta watch that show.
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I strongly dislike the show girl code. It’s just a bunch of bad cis advice. Oh i’m a girl I must need to know everything about guys. Whatever
My new copy of Grimm’s Complete Fairytales.
Everyone says that they’re going to end up as an old catlady, I’m gonna end up an old angry booklady with her house filled with books who throws out people who folds the pages of her books. (I already sort of am like that haha)
Anyway, the Barnes And Noble leatherbound classics are some of the most gorgeous books I have seen. I can’t wait to collect more of them (but at the moment I’m kind of broke, but it was so worth it).
Pretty. Are the page edges gold, too
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